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Joke of the Day
"You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking"
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"A guy says to the other... ""Marriage has taken all the joy out of sex."" ""How so?"" ""You know, there is always the terrifying chance of my wife coming home."""
"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"
"We'd have serious problems if Peter Jackson ever became president. He'd look at World Wars I and II and see them as an unfinished trilogy."
"Q: What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? A: The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."
"They're really just ""Grammer Nazis"" But the media keeps calling them ""Alt-Write"""
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
"Thanks, student loans, for getting me through school I don't think I could ever repay you"
"Why do abusive clowns make good comedians? They just hit you funny."
"A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of..."