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Joke of the Day

"A Martini is like a woman's breast... One is not enough, and three is too many."

"There was two muffins. They were put in the oven One muffin says to the other muffin, ""wow its hot in here!"" The other muffin said ""WHOAH, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Do the the fatty acids get picked on by the other acids?"

"Why did my wife cross the road? To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago."

"My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy. Why did the sweater go to boot camp? To warm up!"

"I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I'm still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it."

"A rapist made a pornhub account... His porn/stage name was Ben Dover"

"Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry."

"""What's up, doc?"" says Bugs Bunny. ""Not you,"" laughs the doctor. ""Take these little blue pills."" *Looney Tunes music plays*"

"When I think of all the money I've spent on booze in my life, I wish I had it all back. Imagine all the booze I could buy!"