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Joke of the Day

"I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath."

"Donald trump isn't a wight supremacist... he IS an orange supremasist"

"The iPhone 6S+ has been doing really well so far... It seems to be a huge 6S"

"Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know Sir. Teacher: Come on Fred it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?"

"""You suck."" ""No, you suck."" ""Really, you suck."" ""Please, you suck."" ""You suck, I insist."" -- Polite vampires."

"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"

"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!"

"What's black and white and dead all over?"

"""Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"" Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile"

"And on another note... Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."