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Joke of the Day

"Donald trump isn't a wight supremacist... he IS an orange supremasist"

"What did one egg cell say to the other? I'm not ovary fond of you"

"I searched your life up on google... ...it gave me an error 404"

"Accidentally used my GF's razor and now I feel fat and I'm pretty pissed about something you guys did 3 years ago"

"""You're getting an MFA in English? Wasn't your Bachelor's useless enough for you?"" -second degree burn"

"Why did Bill Gates & Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, ""Go fish""."

"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out."

"St. Patrick's Day may just be an excuse to drink, but then again so is Ireland."

"Wearing sunglasses while indoors let's everyone know you have no business making even minor life decisions."

"I saw an advert that read: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, I can't turn that down."