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Joke of the Day

"""Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"" Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa"

"I found a way that will get you naked in seconds It'll knock your socks off"

"How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It is not hard."

"My dad is hung but then again, everything seemed bigger when I was a kid."

"Cheap date idea: cut open a pack of hotdogs & squeeze the juice over your lover's body then summon a peregrine falcon with your mind."

"Yo mama so fat Her shirt size has more x's than a 12 Year olds gamertag"

"Sometimes at the beach it's like ""gross, is that a condom?"" Yes. And it's staying on. Not looking to raise any shark children."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says ""hey! We have a drink named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the other side."