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Joke of the Day
"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"
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"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who know binary and those who don't."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"
"My parrots are stuck together... Pet owner: Vet, vet, my parrots are stuck together! Vet: I'm sorry, I don't understand - it's toucan fusing"
"What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They're both pricks in oversized hoods."
"In sign language, the story of my life can be told through a series of facepalms."
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"Have you guys heard about the pedophile terrorist? Just last week he exploded all over a kids face."
"Q: Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City? A: To see the Grumpire State Building."
"Who won the first Tour de France? The 7th German Panzer division"