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Joke of the Day

"And on another note... Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."

"What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison."

"Everyday, I brush my teeth & say ""That's it. You can't squeeze anymore toothpaste out of this tube."" Then everyday, I do."

"I asked my North Korean Friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain"

"""You're fat, you smell bad, your teeth aren't as white as they should be, and your genitals are pathetic."" - Advertising"

"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."

"My neighbors look so happy. We can fix that."

"I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie."

"I think I finally found your G-Spot. It's been in my wallet the whole time."

"What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? A Vinegar."