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"What's black and white and dead all over?"
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"(not sure if repost) What do you call a black man that drives an airplane? A fucking pilot you racist!"
"What do you call two physicians? Paradox."
"A Scottish man walks store... He asked for 15 litres of the best whiskey the clerk has. ""Did you bring a container for this?"" The clerk asks. ""You're speaking to it."""
"What does a buisness man wear to the beach A wet suit What am i doing with my life..."
"You give a few pot heads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of and suddenly they all become engineers. It's amazing."
"Whats got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"
"This lesbian couple I'm friends with couldn't afford the double-headed dildo they wanted. They're really struggling to make ends meet."
"Why Doesn't Humpty Dumpty Believe in Anything? Because he's an EGGnostic!"
"This is how I like to review my books: I look at their prose and cons."