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Joke of the Day

"""You suck."" ""No, you suck."" ""Really, you suck."" ""Please, you suck."" ""You suck, I insist."" -- Polite vampires."

"Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any."

"My grandmother always wanted to be in a gated community So that's why I chose to have her buried at the cemetery when she died."

"I like how your profile picture is you at your wedding, so are you like a professional bride"

"Did you guys hear about that guy that was stealing everyone's power? He's a real Joule thief."

"If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making any microwavable lunch is to throw away the box and dig it out of the trash"

"Mum, why do people in our family die so suddenly? Mum? Mum??? MUUUUM!!!!!!!!"

"2012 finally we know ..."

"Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, a vegan and a vaper all walk into a bar I know because they all let me know 12 times in our 3 minute conversation"