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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."

"[pours a bag of sugar over a tire fire] hmmm [tastes remnants] i think i'll call it... Twizzlers"

"I don't think a lion would play golf But a Tiger Wood"

"If asked at a job interview ""what's your biggest weakness"", test their tolerance for honesty by replying ""mortality"""

"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter"

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"Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? He didn't want to get hearing aids."

"My boyfriend has the body of a god! Or the body of God. Okay, he's like the body of Christ. What I mean is, he's a round white cracker."

"I renamed my dad ""Death"" in my phone's contacts. Just so I remember that life can always get worse."