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Joke of the Day
"I don't think a lion would play golf But a Tiger Wood"
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"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""
"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""
"no the princiPAL is not my PAL he's an ass wipe who called my mom and told her to buy me a bra because my big smelly tits upset him"
"Dirty Dancing is my favorite movie about a girl who cannot dance at all, but wins a dance competition because her partner has a great mullet"
"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""
"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"
"How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf."
"What is atheism? A non-prophet organisation."
"Fortune Cookie: You will go on a date with a beautiful woman. She could do so much better."