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"People are funny. They spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like."
"What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue? Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier.."
"Love is like a fart... If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"Mom, Am I adopted? Son: Mom, Am I adopted? Mom: Nuh, you think we would have chosen you?"
"Trump's inauguration had a low turnout Still more than Hillary's inauguration"
"I like my coffee how I like my tea Like my coffee"
"The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat."
"How do you make a Tissue Dance ? You put a little Boogie in it."
"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married... I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."