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Joke of the Day
"Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."
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"Nothing says ""poor money management"" like a run down house with a 60 inch plasma screen in the living room."
"Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin."
"Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home."
"There are 2 things I love about women... Tits"
"Do you need a bag? I had just bought a box of condoms when the cashier asked, ""Do you need a bag?"" I replied, ""No, she's not that ugly."""
"Plug your headphones into a banana. Everyone will leave you alone twice as much."
"What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising? Pants."
"What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? Triangull"
"What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? Answer in comments."