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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter"

"I threw caution to the wind.caution is my little brother."

"I always like to have snacks while I surf porn. That way, I'm packing on the poundage while I'm pounding on the package."

"GREEN LIPSTICK Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop."

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"About women... There's only 1 word beginning with B you should ever call a woman, and that's ""beautiful"" - bitches fucking love being called beautiful."

"I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. ""Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock """

"Crazy the only reason some people are starving and suffering in the world is because they aren't ""so blessed""."

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects..."