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Joke of the Day
"WIFE: You overreact to everything! ME: [phones police]"
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"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"
"I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around"
"i hate to get political on here but like honestly smokin weed is frickin sweet as hell ha ha"
"How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual"
"*gets fired the first day on the job as an EMT for trying to cook a frozen burrito with the defibrillator*"
"In the library: ""Excuse me, where are the books about paranoia?"" ""They are... right behind you."""
"What is a baby's dream job? Working at a winery."
"Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence... ...because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine."
"Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff buh dum tss"