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Joke of the Day

"What is a baby's dream job? Working at a winery."

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping in Jacksonvillle? He woke up."

"Why do they call a wolf a wolf? Because it goes wolf!"

"A local police department was broken into tonight - reports say all the toilets were stolen. Police say they've got nothing to go on. (This joke courtesy of my dad)"

"What did the sphinx say? What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme? Egypt me!"

"What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness? Will Feral. Edit: I tried"

"I like this new trend in hotels where to get some light on you have to walk around the room for 5 minutes turning 8 small lights on."

"Auto correct is my worst enema."

"A man got hit hard in the head with a bottle of 7up. He's alright though,it was a soft drink."

"What's the alien version of Facebook? Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know)."