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Joke of the Day
"i hate to get political on here but like honestly smokin weed is frickin sweet as hell ha ha"
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"What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!"
"The transformation of Facebook into MySpace is almost complete."
"I try not to tell people I had shoddy dental implants done, but whenever in a conversation, it just comes out."
"I was going to go for a run this morning. Then I remembered I don't run so I put some whiskey in my coffee and sat back down."
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day you told me you're gay...."
"Ugly people with great bodies should be required to wear a sign on their back with a picture of their face on it."
"Think Casey Anthony will go into porn now, . . . Since she gets off so easy?"
"How do you ""titty fuck"" a seven-year old? Break her shoulders"
"me: Hi it is nice to meet u. I am Jeff date: Are u reading off notecards M: Yes sex at ur place sounds gr-wait crap these are out of order"