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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence... ...because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine."

"So there are these two fish in a tank... One of them says to the other, ""I'll drive, you man the guns""."

"Bono from U2 is the voice of my car's GPS It sucks. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for."

"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor (or a broken piano)"

"Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?"

"Yooo mama's sooo fat...that when she jump fo joyyyy... She got stuck."

"Gas companies LOVE this one trick to get more miles per tank! Buy a bigger tank!"

"Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!"

"People that study meteors are called weatherologists"

"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."