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Joke of the Day
"How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual"
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"Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer."
"Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane? The steaks have never been higher"
"""Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."""
"call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget =)"
"Where do detectives go to have a drink? The Search Bar."
"I have 7,777 followers. Shouldn't coins be coming out of my computer or something? #gyp"
"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job"
"The Indian police gave up on a recent case... Turns out it was a naan-issue."
"Did you know that Justin Bieber has a 12 inch cock? Yep. It's in his ass and belongs to Usher."