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Joke of the Day

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around"

"""Why am I not asleep?"" he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away."

"So America won gold for shooting in the Olympics. No suprise there."

"What did the Bra say to the hat? You go on ahead I'm going to stay to give these two a lift!"

"The term 'Grammar Nazi' is outdated and offensive... ...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write"

"The day after I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I lost my calendar. My life has been pretty uneventful since."

"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's in town with the circus and wants you to call him."

"Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled."

"You'd think Bowser would start locking the front door of his castle after the first time Mario just walked right in like he owned the joint."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives"