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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis"
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"If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it's a murderer, disguised as a duck."
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza? A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four."
"Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? They're too bitter."
"What you get if you cross an r/jokes redditor with an author of books about the past? History repeating itself."
"A small boy got lost at a baseball game... He went up to a police officer and said: ""I've lost my dad."" ""What's he like?"" asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, ""Beer and women."""
"Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?"
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look I'm changing!"
"[date] HER: no more Scooby Doo imitations ME: ok WAITER: today's special is baby octopus ME: [Shaggy voice] zoinks HER: I'm done ME: ruh roh"