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Joke of the Day

"My wife just said ""I'm pregnant!"" I said ""Hi pregnant, I'm dad!"""

"Two Short Jokes, and One Long One... Joke Joke Jooooooooooooooke!"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? (NSFW) I can't jelly my cock down your mothers throat..."

"A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" The photon said, ""c."""

"Of course Jesus saves. He's Jewish."

"If you were a prisoner going down the stair You couldnt be more condescending."

"[at Doctor's office] ""When's the last time you had sex?"" Last night. ""With a male or female?"" Oh...with another person?"

"It would be nice if for once i got a thank you... ...when I serve breakfast in bed instead of ""who are you"" and ""how did you get in here""."

"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"

"My new Girlfriend told me ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."