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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? They're too bitter."
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"My girlfriend refused to make a porno with me.. saying there are enough vine stars already"
"When my toaster broke, my wife left me. I guess she was lack toast intolerant"
"What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica Lewinsky have in common? They both like Clinton-Dix"
"An often unfunny joke where the punchline comes first. What is a Jeopardy joke?"
"*trains 1 million soldier ants* *gets carried to work*"
"Life Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked!"
"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"Q: What is the most military day of the year? A: March 4th."
"My wife punched me during sex last night. Probably a good idea that my mistress and I do it at her place next time."