64734
Joke of the Day
"Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?"
Next Joke
"I caught a computer virus once. My thumbnails fell off..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !"
"Why do Mexicans eat beans? so they can take bubble baths."
"Why is America bad at the game Chess? Because they don't know how to defend their towers."
"Who called it a one night stand and not a humpty dumpty?"
"""Alex is visiting later tonight."" Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob."
"I told the barber, ""a little off the top."" So he gave me a circumcision."
"When I heard that Dr. Heimlich died at age 96... I got all choked up."
"Tried to watch some porn last night but I couldn't buy into the plot... There were just too many holes"