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Joke of the Day

"What you get if you cross an r/jokes redditor with an author of books about the past? History repeating itself."

"""Good timing, Ke$ha"" I say as her song starts playing on the radio and I turn on the vacuum cleaner."

"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish... The results speak for themselves."

"Chemistry One Liner I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon. As seen on a bridge at my local university."

"Just got a blow job in the elevator. It was a pleasure on many levels"

"Knock knock... Who's there? *sigh* Mormons..."

"What did the male eskimo say to the female eskimo right before having sex? I'm gunna fuck you Inuit pussy."

"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape D:"

"Don't drink while driving you will spill the beer."

"I'm my biggest critic. I'm my strongest critic. I'm my tallest critic. I'm my prettiest critic. who's a good critic. yes you. whose a good c"