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Joke of the Day

"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt. :)"

"A student is the only one in the school who can take retests... They say he is remarkable."

"Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends? They've got a ""toot in common."""

"Nothing is more frightening than accidentally making eye contact with a guy who runs a mall kiosk."

"Jack and coke don't go together because Jack is a recovering addict."

"I have no idea why these women called me a massaging gymnast All I said was that women belong in the kitchen."

"If you walk into a zoo and steal a duck do they call it stolen mallard?"

"I used to work in a darkroom developing photographs... but I quit because there was too much negativity."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station."

"If your nose runs and your feet smell... You might be upside down. Heard from ""The Sopranos"""