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Joke of the Day

"I have no idea why these women called me a massaging gymnast All I said was that women belong in the kitchen."

"Have you heard the joke about the margarine? I'd tell it you but I prefer it unsaturated."

"How can you instantly blind an Asian person? put a steering wheel in front of them"

"Where did mary go after the explosion? Everywhere..."

"A bunch of toilets were stolen from the police department... They have nothing to go on."

"If Zombies ever switch to eating souls, I'll have the last laugh on everyone whoever made fun of me for being a Ginger"

"*Shakespeare resetting his password* ""Enter new password."" Fortnight ""Your password is two weeks."""

"Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison? He ran out of little boys"

"[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks."

"eyy gurl, r u part beaver??? cuz dam baby"