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Joke of the Day
"Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends? They've got a ""toot in common."""
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"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."
"Say what you want about suicide jumpers. I think they used all of their potential."
"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."
"I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation... I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!"
"I'm giving up, folks. Years of letters and phone calls making my case quite articulately but they still won't give the Muppets nipples."
"How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend"
"YO MAMA SO FAT! Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke."
"Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those fuckers live forever."
"[identifying body] Cop: this him? Me: yea Cop: he's burnt pretty bad huh Me: yea Cop: ... Me: ... Cop: prolly get a discount on cremation"