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Joke of the Day

"If your nose runs and your feet smell... You might be upside down. Heard from ""The Sopranos"""

"""Hey, Dad? Why don't you ever tell me you love me?"" the dad looks at his son, smiles, and says, ""You love me."""

"if you're in a sports bar but don't understand sports just keep repeating the phrase ""damn they gotta get him the ball."" everyone will agree"

"Q:Why doesn't ed have a girlfriend? A: because she ran"

"Why did the farmer get nominated for an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony? Because he was out standing in his field."

"From a Latin FAQ Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb **edo** (""I eat""), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative."

"He said: ""Tell me Baby...am I your first?"" She said: ""What? Like...today?"""

"Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!"

"Joe is getting ready his Batman impression... So he decides to show his friend Bob. ""Hey Bob, wanna see a Batman impression?"" ""Okay."" ""NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"" ""That's Superman."" ""Thanks Bob!"""

"Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7? Because windows 7 8 9."