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Joke of the Day
"A student is the only one in the school who can take retests... They say he is remarkable."
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"I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis. . . . . I'll see myself out."
"How do japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konichihuahua"
"Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll."
"Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that's why I haven't been at work in six years."
"I don't date Chinese girls... That's a big red flag for me..."
"""Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"" ""Actually I think it was when you hit me with your car-"" ""WE GOT AN ANGEL OVER HERE!"""
"Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal"
"[Spoilers] Critics asked Stan Lee. . . . . . why Captain America won the war. He simply replied ""Tony Stank"""
"Every time I see anteaters in a restaurant, they always order the same thing."