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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile"""
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"My 5yo is a pretty good drawer but there's only so many t-shirts you can fit into a tiny person."
"dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color"
"I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today Whoopsy-daisy!"
"The dinner I ate last night is going to give my grandchildren diabetes."
"What do you call a robot with bad breath who's sister lives on its foot? HAL-i-toe-sis"
"My daughter wanted to be a princess... ...so I got divorced, married a horrible woman with three ugly kids, and left them all to it."
"Kim Jong Un is 30, runs a dictatorship, executes ex-girlfriends, and openly threatens to annihilate the US. What am I doing with MY life?"
"Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None that's a hardware problem."
"Why did the geologist quit his job? His boss always took him for granite."