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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster cross the road? To get to a place you've probably never heard of."
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"When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend they're judging and disparaging it with little British accents."
"dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver me: *looking* dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you? me: It says ""Craftsman"" dad: me: Are you crying?"
"If this post on WebMD is correct, I died like ten years ago."
"A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk. Oh well, at least they can still communicate through rap music."
"Operators are standing by. Untold numbers of them. In shadows. The forest grows dark with operators."
"What do you call Irish fruit punch? A barfight in a gaybar"
"What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn."
"Which concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat Nickelback"
"My crushes are like the sun They're hot and if I stare for too long, I get hurt."