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Joke of the Day
"My 5yo is a pretty good drawer but there's only so many t-shirts you can fit into a tiny person."
Next Joke
"You might be a hipster if... Friend: Did you see that <funny cat picture> on reddit's frontpage? Me: Naah, I don't subscribe to all the big, popular subreddits."
"And the he told me he was kilt shopping. So, apparently I'm married to Braveheart."
"Why did the Senator get on Viagara? He wanted to achieve erection reform."
"Funny Lance Armstrong Joke I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike."
"I slept through my girlfriend's alarm this morning and hit the ground running after her husband threw me out the window."
"Why don't shrimp give anything to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone."
"My Voodoo doll would be a glazed ham wrapped in chicken feathers."
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"