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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None that's a hardware problem."

"I never make mistakes... I thought I did once; but I was wrong."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on juan"

"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."

"There once was a man named Dave... who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit, and missing one tit, but think of the money he'd save."

"Why did 2Pac go to the gym? To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me"

"My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. Apparently it was making it difficult to complete the exam."

"Sh*t happens all the time , just flush and move on."

"Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal."

"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems."