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Joke of the Day

"dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color"

"OK. I just got a text message from a number I don't know. It says: ""I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!"" I'm terrified but kind of impressed, too."

"before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do"

"I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course. He offered to give me some pointers."

"Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle."

"What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward."

"Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!"

"My Arabic neighbours are expecting.....they are having Ha-bibi."

"I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"*swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* Wife: STOP TOUCHING MY FOREHEAD!"