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Joke of the Day
"The dinner I ate last night is going to give my grandchildren diabetes."
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"GF asks his BF, GF: Am I pretty or ugly? BF: You're both. GF: I'm confused. How's that? BF: You're pretty ugly."
"TIFU by telling a terrorist joke to my Muslim girlfriend. She blew up in my face."
"what do you call somebody who posts on /r/Jokes? a humorist"
"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."
"What do you call a pod of musical whales? An *orca*stra!"
"What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot? Stop laughing and reload."
"What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Stroganoff"
"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"
"""Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated."" Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer."