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Joke of the Day
"Why did the geologist quit his job? His boss always took him for granite."
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"My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, ""damn doc I'm already up to 3 times a day"""
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"He died in the bath trying to make a YouTube video entitled 'Aqua-Toast'."
"I may not look good naked, but I'm a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination"
"What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? ""Donkey!"" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work."
"What did the homeless guy eat after he dropped his hamburger? Ground beef"
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