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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, having sex with a condom... is not as good as having sex with a person."

"I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet."

"Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left him."

"I think it's a shame that young people today no longer even know why we celebrate Halloween. None of us would be here today if Jesus hadn't slain that fucking giant pumpkin."

"If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all ""I still haven't gotten my period."""

"I went to an adrenaline junkie camping retreat. It was in tents."

"Did you hear about the guy with a fetish for public transportation? He got off at every stop."

"AGE 18: There's someone special out there for you! AGE 28: You'll find them one day! AGE 38: It'll happen! DEAD: Just be patient!"

"My wife died last week It's ironic because her zodiac symbol was cancer. She was killed by a giant crab"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. "