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Joke of the Day

"I went to an adrenaline junkie camping retreat. It was in tents."

"I just feel like you shouldn't be using a selfie stick unless you're a T-Rex."

"Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals... ...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."

"Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered."

"Two fish in a tank Fish 1: uh, Greg? Fish 2: what Fish 1: how do we drive this thing"

"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."

"If you like to speak in different languages while high off marijuana, you're probably Rosetta Stoned."

"Free business idea: Female owned law firm & Japanese restaurant called ""She Sue Sushi."" (Our lawyers are slammin & so is our salmon)"

"A man divorced his wife over her love of Adele ""Goodbye. It's you."""

"I refuse to see movies that critics deem ""fun for the whole family,"" because a lot of our grandparents are pretty racist."