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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. "
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"Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!"
"""Love me do"" was written by John Lennon... After he got a really nice haircut"
"Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you."
"What do you get when Italians join ISIS? Baked Yazidi"
"Kim Khardasian and Kanye West named their children North West and Saint West. But to prove I'm a worse parent... I plan on naming my children...Kim Khardashian and Kanye West"
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO RUIN IT WITH SEX. SURE, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, THEY JUST DON'T SEE YOU IN THAT WAY"
"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first."
"2015: I can't believe people think the dress is blue and black 2016: I hope the human race doesn't destroy itself forever in violent chaos"
"What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells"