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Joke of the Day

"When Catwoman gets older, does she become Cougarwoman?"

"Called to my managers office today He said ""you can't wear pyjamas to work you idiot!"" I replied "" everyone else does though"" He replied ""THEIR PATIENTS"""

"Rat and a Mouse Q:What's the difference between a mouse and a rat? A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound"

"Everything is made in China. But babies are made in Vachina 1"

"God all I want is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't change me."

"Tension at work Local engineer was fired after building a road over a creak further up stream then planned. Dispite his long years of service, it was a bridge too far."

"Why would John Wilkes Booth kill Abraham Lincoln? You would too if the guy in front of you at the Theatre was wearing a Top Hat!"

"If grandmas had an award ceremony, what would it be called? The Grammy's"

"I like my women like I like my dragons... Jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."