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Joke of the Day

"If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all ""I still haven't gotten my period."""

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"I was going to say a dead baby joke... but I decided to abort"
"What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal? Press'n Seal"
"I asked Christian Bale how many ex's he had... ...he started counting, and then he fell asleep! (works with any welsh person's name)"
"The drag queens hairdo He calls it ""the Whitney"" It's black and dyed in the bath."
"Setting a dowry for my teenage daughter. So far I've got 2 dogs, 1 little sister and an ant farm. Act before midnight, I'll toss in an iPad."
"Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less."
"Do you know what the strongest thing in the world is? Exlax, it's a laxative and knocked the shit out of super man"
"[Job Interview] ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close"" ""But it was quick"""
"D.E.L.T.A. Airlines Didn't Even Leave The Airport"