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Joke of the Day

"I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet."

"why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? he was already stuffed!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 eight 9. That's right; That's the punchline."

"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."

"If ""kiss me"" doesn't work, ""I'm Irish"" isn't gonna get you any closer."

"My girlfriend asked me if we could try fitness... I replied, ""fitness? How about we try fitness dick in your ass."""

"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the people pushing it."

"""look, you know i LOVE calling birds. love. but FOUR? jesus, phil, i don't have room for this shit and you knew that!"""

"I usually tell self-deprecating jokes But I'm not very good at it"

"Why were the sneakers so sad? Because they had ten issues."