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Joke of the Day

"AGE 18: There's someone special out there for you! AGE 28: You'll find them one day! AGE 38: It'll happen! DEAD: Just be patient!"

"When I was a kid I had an Arab friend Mabe Al-zuq Yadeeq"

"Why do they call chicken wings, chicken wings? Cuz they go flyin' out of your butt after you eat them!"

"My friend drowned last week, so I had a wreath made in the shape of a life jacket in his memory. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted. -Milton Jones"

"Contest Emcee: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles! Me: Can I just take the $20 instead?"

"Why did i buy a black phone? So it would run faster!!"

"Government Shutdown: Day 13 Anthony Weiner decides to help. He takes a photo. He tweets. Congress now sees where balls are located."

"I have invented a new game. You lock yourself and 9 other friends in a house that has 2 bathrooms. You all then take a load of laxative and fight over the toilets. I call it 'Game Of Thrones'"

"[NSFW] I'm almost legal and want to discuss sex with my parents but I'm worried how incest will affect our relationship."

"What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website? DruPal"