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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left him."
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"Donald Trump and Mike pence fall off a boat, neither of them can swim, who survives? AMERICA"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints"
"Being a procrastinator with OCD means that I do nothing over and over and over again."
"What's the difference between a bug and an insect? Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot."
"The funniest joke in the world Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
"Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women. But unfortunately most of them spit it out."
"Mark Ruffalo is the name you could most likely teach a dog to say."
"A Jewish daughter asks her Jewish dad for forty dollars to go to the movies... the dad says: ""Thirty dollars?! what do you need twenty five dollars for?!"""
"Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."