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Joke of the Day

"You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other? Well, there's more birds on that side."

"Shrink: How many true friends do you believe you have? Me: Define ""true friend."" Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419."

"What sits down but doesn't get back up? A redditor."

"What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common? Both can be fixed with a coathanger."

"What do you call an emo on a hiking trip? Cliffhanger."

"What do you call two Irish gunfighters in a duel? Kenny Killarney and Arny Kilkenny."

"So how many abortions do you have to have before you can go ""pro""?"

"He is so dumb he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!"

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby to counter Google's ad."