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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"My boss My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Stephen."

"Why did the chimpanzee poop in his pants? because he went apeshit"

"Tonight I'm going to party like it's 1999 Because back then the worst thing I had to worry about was just a computer glitch destroying civilization."

"Why did the audience hate the pedophile guitarist? Because he broke a G string while fingering a minor"

"Explosive Opportunity A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof."

"Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles ""how to read a book""."

"Chuck Norris was kicked off the show ""Extreme Couponing"" the producers couldn't stand watching entire grocery chains file bankruptcy because of Chuck Norris."

"You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."