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Joke of the Day

"He is so dumb he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!"

"What did the grilled Seabass say at the Nuremberg trials? I was only following hors d'oeuvres."

"Wanna see a joke? Look at your dick"

"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."

"Kidnapping Did you hear about the local kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long? Polaroids."

"What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary? He got a way with words."

"What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs? We abuse"

"May he without sin cast the first stone [Everybody picks up rocks] Sharing Netflix passwords counts as sin [Everybody puts rocks back down]"

"Roses are expensive... Violets are gay... Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day..."