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Joke of the Day

"I am opening a new restaurant... ...called ""Whatever. I Don't Care"". Gonna make a killing on date night."

"Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure... it's called a credit card."

"I hate boxing But you gotta love May weather!"

"I've recently started eating steel It's a refined taste"

"had anyone heard of the new patriot themed beer. I heard it wasn't that good, it was A little flat."

"I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive."

"So here I am in the Internet Cafe... ... with the angriest, ugliest bastard I've ever seen reading every word I ty"

"A grizzly mauled a guy in an elevator... but I couldn't bear to see it go down."

"4-year-old: I put my Barbie in the tanning bed. Me: You don't have a Barbie tanning bed. 4: Me: *sprints to the toaster*"

"What did the young digital clock say to its Grandfather clock? ""Look Grandpa, no hands!"""