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Joke of the Day

"What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common? Both can be fixed with a coathanger."

"Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit? Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola."

"Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has Cottonballs"

"My two year old nephew, though adorable, is a pretty violent drunk."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter came out of the Chamber alive."

"Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn't do cardio."

"Nobody really knew that grandma had dentures until.... ...it came out during a conversation"

"What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation? TBC"

"Winter is filled with men trying to figure out the least feminine way to apply chapstick."

"Beer makes you stupid.... Budweiser too."