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Joke of the Day

"What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common? Both can be fixed with a coathanger."

"What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let's go back to being cousins."

"An alligator can grow up to 17 feet. But most only have four."

"Barack Obama."

"I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley Thanks to months of therapy, I'm finally battling my Damons."

"What's an Atheist's favorite joke book? The bible. Please don't kill me for this."

"A guy is watching TV and suddenly Yells, ""Don't enter that church you fool!"" His wife asks him, ""What are you watching?"" ""OUR WEDDING!"""

"I have 6 mental illnesses Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria."

"Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do..."

"Son and a Blow Job A man is sitting at home and his son walks in from school. The son says ""Dad! I had my first blow job today!"" And the father says ""really? How was it?"" ""It tasted awful!"""